Saturday, February 13, 2010

Conversation Hearts taste Horrible

Singles Awareness Day: Your best friend ditches you to hang out with a girl. What an awesome holiday.

Mr. Cupid is on my hit list. This will be my seventeenth consecutive year without a valentine. At least we've all got blogs, yes? And jolly good friends who cheer us up. Here is a valentines haiku:

Dearest Sir Cupid,
Your aim is less than awesome.
You're fired, dog.

I suppose I'll keep my chin up. On the bright side, I'll know the ceiling better than anyone else in the house.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Joe;
    I rather enjoy this one. Especially the end where you'll know the ceiling better than anyone else...

    And I'm so terribly sorry I couldn't take you to improvables! Simply getting Tiffany made my tardy self ten minutes late for said improvables...