Singles Awareness Day: Your best friend ditches you to hang out with a girl. What an awesome holiday.
Mr. Cupid is on my hit list. This will be my seventeenth consecutive year without a valentine. At least we've all got blogs, yes? And jolly good friends who cheer us up. Here is a valentines haiku:
Dearest Sir Cupid,
Your aim is less than awesome.
You're fired, dog.
I suppose I'll keep my chin up. On the bright side, I'll know the ceiling better than anyone else in the house.